This fun candy bag is on the pantry door handle. If I'm smart, I'll heed the monster's warning that too much candy is going to lead to a belly ache. Plus, he's protecting me from the darkness that is currently lurking on the pantry floor...
NO! DON'T GO IN THE PANTRY!!! CLOSE THE DOOR! IT'S TOO DANGEROUS!!!
aaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
Okay, I guess it's not that scary, but 277 pieces of candy are posing quite a danger to my willpower. Must...resist...temptation...
Fortunately, I only have to last a few more days. And with any luck, I'll get 277 trick-or-treaters (and not one more) at the TMI House so I won't have to worry about leftover candy. Because once Halloween is over, any leftover candy is all mine. And that might not be such a good thing!
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Since my state, in their infinte wisdom, decided candy is NOT food (2.25% tax) but another HIGH tax item (10.25%) I am NOT buying any or giving out ANY treats this year. It is the first time in ALL my life and I am 63. I do plan to post a statement on my door to this effect.
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