Today is Martha's birthday. She is a stunning 69 years old.
To celebrate, Martha is coming over tonight for dinner and dessert. Here's the menu:
Veggies and dill dip
Chocolate mint cake
I'm expecting her around 6pm.* We're going to have a super fun time. After dinner, we'll enjoy drinks as we stroll around the backyard dodging snakes and dirt piles, looking at my new fence and discussing tree care. Then, we'll head back inside for a fun game of Scrabble. I hear Martha is one mean Scrabble player.
*That claim is obviously not based in reality.
Happy birthday, Martha!