Martha Monday--Christmas Menu

Are you hosting Christmas?  I've never hosted Christmas before...until this year.  To plan a menu, I naturally turned to Martha.  She has an entire spread of holiday menu ideas here. 

As a first-time Christmas hostess, I will NOT be making this:

Quite frankly, I'm not even sure what animal this comes from. 

My menu is a bit more down-to-earth:

Turkey breast
Ham
Mashed potatoes and gravy
Scalloped potatoes
Corn bread casserole
Green bean casserole
Glazed carrots OR broccoli/cauliflower
Jello...

...and possibly this for dessert:

It's Martha's chocolate-peppermint cake.  YUM!

What are your plans for Christmas?